2010 August
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A toddler who has Just started walking was running full speed against a stung wind. In his struggle he managed to say "hi" to me twice. "Hi!" "Hi, Hello!" "Hi!" "...too good to be true..."
Berkeley is like Istanbul. The noise of constructions is never ending.
while the super hip couple was standing at the fancy restaurant their cute baby was vomiting.
I wonder if a fly who Just escaped being killed can release adrenalin? "Son of a b.....!" "Yes we do"
A toddler who Just started walking was pushing a stroller for her doll. "da da"
That's what happens each time my phone rang when I am at home. "what did I wear yesterday? My brown jacket. It's not here. Oh maybe this one... oo... it doesn't have a pocket. Where is this... I remember something pink... I don't have anything pink... why am I looking for the phone? Somebody is trying to sell something anyway..."
Did you like high school or hated it? That's how I felt in high school.
The menus of ***** hotels are funny. They ask $14 + tac for plain eggs. Very good sense of humor.
Sometimes a toy box is better than the toy and Sometimes my try-out sheet is better than my comic.
The woman in the bus didn't know that I could understand Turkish. Her phone conversation was fun to listen to "Ben domuz etini çok severim yerim diyor. Parasini orospulara yatiran bir adam..." (He says "I love pig meat I eat pig meat. He is a guy who invests his money in prostitues.) [assuming that he is Muslim, he is not supposed to eat pig meat] "Hayir! Karsiliksiz çek yazmasin. Cok büyük suc" (No way! She shouldn't write a bad check. It is a big crime here.)
Some people's real hair color is a mystery. "I said look..."
"Are you ready to die?"
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