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how to trade an awful car? Parts involved: (buyer) honest, modest, kind but stupid "you are lame!" (seller) racist, sexist, liar and thief + he is looking for an American woman to get marry to be able to stay in the states "you are fool, gull, and sucker"
"where are you from?" "Istanbul" "what brought you here?" "I am a Ph.D. student" "oo...good... I am retired" "retired of what?' "coca cola... Do you know coca cola?" "!!!" Do I know Coca-Cola"
In the coffee shop, the woman sitting at the next table suddenly showed her hand to me I mumbled something silly "I drank too much coffee" "don't!.. you'll die"
"I should buy a car!.. I should get a drivers license first" "I should be a grown up..." I had to go buy I could not... I was terrorized with the rain... then I saw a happy person enjoying the rain...
"Sir! Sir! Hey sir! Wake up! Your baby is going away!" She simply saved his and her life... Has not she?
"Hmm... are you a student?" "Yes" "Such a wonderful thing!" From his glass cage being a student seems admirable...
"Hey! Do we know you?" "Um... I am new"
I saw this guy who really looks like superman and who wears a superman t-shirt. Only missing thing was that he had a little plumpy belly...
There is this guy at the gym. He looks like a friendly person but actually he is not.
"They killed my entire family in one minute... All of them are gone... This was my position 35 years ago... How can I trust? They took him... They did..." In the bus, a very well dressed woman was talking herself with her deep velvet like voice and with her perfect use of English. (If there are mistakes they are mine) I wish she would have been reading a poem but unfortunately she was not...
I should buy a car... I should... I am travelling a lot with public busses... so... This is a very busy street with no traffic lights. You have to wait too long for crossing the street... Now, a random bus driver in Atlanta recognizes me... Ha ha ha... Should I really buy a car?
"I am telling you... you should go in and check it out!.. There are amazing lamps for only $15" "Ha ha ha!.. I found a coffee table at my parking lot yesterday. I fix it and it cost me this much. See I am waiting for bus... You should target people in their cars..." "Oh, they just honk their horns and wave to me..." While waiting at the bus stop I made a friend.
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